The Fart Machine

You have heard of fax machine. photostat machine, coffee machine, vending machine BUT have you heard of the fart machine?.................... HAHA no leh, well............ PIGGY had the previleage to encounter one while posted to another company to do some project work. In fact, the fart machine is just next to piggy.

Model and make :
1980-ish make
5'3", on the thin side, probably 28 28 28 circumference, comes with a dust cover from head to foot.

Operation
No idea where is the start button. Start up on its own.

Abilities
Letting out trumpet sound..........a series of it.
Soundless poison gas, bout 5-10 minutes per release.

Function
Spoiling the appetite of the person sitting next to it.


Well maybe its bad of piggy to make fun of the fart machine aka Woman. Piggy only had one bad experiance so far, the fart machine doesn't operate all the time. But that got Piggy thinking....well here's the chronological order of events

**muching twistees**

**Long trumpeting fart**
WOW, that was a big one........... **look at fart machine**, OMG she is even acting like nothing happen, just staring at the monitor until the fart finish. which is probably 30 seconds.

**1st poison gas**
*muchin twistee**frown**sniff** OH yuck soundless fart..........ewe........

.....10 minutes later.....

**2nd wave of poison gas**
**muchin twistee**frown** look at fart machine** what is wrong with this gal????

.....5 minutes later..................

**3rd wave**
**SUPER FROWN** why she dont want to go pangsai? the toilet is so near, and they have 1st grade toilet paper complete with embose floral design and soft on the fanny....

.....10 minutes later.......
*GAWK** NAUSEA** whats wrong with this woman............go pangsai la, i am gonna cork that assh**l if she dont stop it....

Lucky the fart machine stop, If not seriously piggy will be looking for a cork.